David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

David Mata

Retard

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata

by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021

David

david is a amazing bf. i love him with all my heart ❤️. I <3 david. my number 1 bb.

david is amazing and gives me lots of kisses

by iheartdavid November 3, 2022

David's star

David(bible) birth sign

Jus wan' shine like David's star ⭐

by David's star December 20, 2021

David

Listens to K-pop 24/7, K-pop idol simp and looks like a sunflower 🌻

Who is that guy?

Oh that must be a david, he’s listening to Kpop at a Taylor Swift concert.

by k!w! May 5, 2022

David

One Sexy ass motherfucker

David is a one sexy ass motherfucker

by DVDXVX January 20, 2023

David

A person who brings a macetă to school

Why did you bring your knife you are such a David.

by tatal tau November 22, 2021