Deeply and vigorously penetrating the sphincter of a organism to the degree where it has lost the ability to function succesfully.
Police - "How did you escape for that petophile young man?"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"
by Dante Al Dante October 8, 2008

The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry
by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019

The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.
by ShrewdSauce February 12, 2022

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022

by HarutoMyRuto January 24, 2021

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.
After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.
by batht May 16, 2018
