by Wamiscat69 October 05, 2019
Fat guy gets served by straight marine
by Wamiscat69 October 05, 2019
The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
by jojo siwa stan 10000 August 13, 2019
by Brosknow October 01, 2012
Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
by RamoonAdoo October 29, 2017
A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.
Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.
by matkap March 15, 2021