When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.
Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

half-sister-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024



Child of a paternal half-sister with maternal half-brother or child of a maternal half-sister with paternal half-brother.
My double-half-nibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

I like girls and boys so half part of me want men and half part of me want women so I'm half gay -Someone I know
Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.
Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.
“Why are you half gay?”
“‘Cause I like women and men.”
“Isn’t that bisexuality?”
“I’m being quirky shut up.”
“‘Cause I like women and men.”
“Isn’t that bisexuality?”
“I’m being quirky shut up.”
by XylstGlitch October 28, 2022
