goofy pants

(adj) a slang term for homosexual

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by zbob December 24, 2003

my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 05, 2023

dumby poopy pants

A fat cunt who doesn't know when to stop.

My god, shut up you Dumby Poopy Pants

by !:"!:#":$":":12 February 15, 2018

Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks

"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"

by dobbinatrix January 29, 2009

pants for zoom

No

I am not wearing pants for zoom why would I if no ones gonna see it

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

Pistol pants

A combination of being a pistol and sassy pants. Lots of energy, and acting like a little dickhead.

They’re being a real pistol pants!

by Mamagoose September 15, 2022

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling

I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 05, 2023