may 4th

may 4th is the day you TELL YOUR CRUSH that you like them and they have to say yes no matter what!!!!!

grace:i like you will you be my boyfriend
preston:NO.
grace:it may 4th you have no choice

by im so swaggy May 4, 2022

May 19th

National send a booty picture day!

Hey its may 19th, yk what day it is!
Yes i do!! Give me a sec

by Caleb__021 May 18, 2022

MAY 31

Scream Slay In Class Day

Teacher- Can someone remind me of the date please?
Class- May 31!
That one girl- SLAYYYYY

by yararrararara May 30, 2022

Kai Mai

Someone who is a lying hoe and fucks older dudes that has mini dicks and sucks fat titties. You are Kai Mai. Bitch you Kai Mai

My ex boyfriend is a Kai Mai

by drinkitupdadi June 10, 2018

May 5th

National send titty and ass pics to your bf day

An amazing time of the year where you get to show your special someone what you've got under all them clothes

"Hey babe, it's May 5th, national send titty and ass pics to you bf day, would you?"

" oh yes of course babe, here you go."

by A YETTY Xx May 4, 2022

lili-may

not funny

your so lili-may

by Creator Barnes January 13, 2022

May 28th

National Grab Your Girls Ass Day

Person 1: What are you doing

Person 2: It’s May 28th remember?

Person 1: Oh now I remember, your good

by HogRider7380 May 4, 2022