The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023
Get the Marismug. Marie-Lee is smart and funny sometimes dum but it's her. She like her friends and she like sharing food with them. Ho and she is very wounder full.
Marie-Lee is funny.
by LolopoloLol1245 November 8, 2017
Get the marie-leemug. by Giggachad December 29, 2022
Get the Gaan Mariemug. Someone who goes by the name of Marie Parker is a talented girl. Often outstandingly beautiful but does not realize it. A great friend. She'll always be there for you. But don't piss her off. It's hard to regain her trust. All-in-all an amazing woman.
Friend: Hey do you know her
Me: Yeah, that's Marie Parker
Friend: She's really pretty
Me: And a great friend
Me: Yeah, that's Marie Parker
Friend: She's really pretty
Me: And a great friend
by TriggerCrazie9 November 13, 2017
Get the Marie Parkermug. the best character in omori, also one of the most underrated characters. mari is a caring, mother like character who is always there for her friends. omocat refers her as ‘the glue that holds the group together’ she may seem perfect from the outside but inside is a perfectionist, mari feels the need to be perfect all of the time.
imo mari is underrated because she is always the last to sell out and she’s never anyone’s favourite character. mari is sooo underrated and needs more love
imo mari is underrated because she is always the last to sell out and she’s never anyone’s favourite character. mari is sooo underrated and needs more love
person 1: hey whose your favourite character, like favourite character of all time?
person 2: mine is madoka kaname, i love her so much!! how about you?
person 1: mari from omori, the best character to have ever existed
person 2: mine is madoka kaname, i love her so much!! how about you?
person 1: mari from omori, the best character to have ever existed
by ilovemari December 13, 2023
Get the mari from omorimug. A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
Get the Anal Virgin Marymug. Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
Get the Tarzan and Mary Janemug.