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Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.
I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.
by student number 9 October 24, 2022
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Gay (happy)

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: gay (Happy)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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happy prince song

To semi-publicly carry a torch for someone.
-- That guy's TOTALLY carrying a torch...like a Statue of Liberty.

-- Um, that's something else...and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. He's more like the Happy Prince.

-- So that's him who's faintly humming...the Happy Prince song.
by sukadog April 12, 2011
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Happy

Happy

I used to think I was happy,
But now I know that I am sad...
How do I know this?
Because I looked in the mirror and saw my frown.
Happy is as happy la-de-da...
by Smeaglez April 10, 2024
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happy Gilmore

A golf rage quitter or has a running golf hit
He did a happy Gilmore
by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023
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Happiness

Happiness is a feeling that makes smile and laugh. It fills you up with goodness and replaces all the bad qualities. Everyone should experience happiness. :)
Paige was filled was happiness after receiving her test grade.
by mayahadalittlelamb September 2, 2022
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Happy Buns

Happy Buns can be used in a variety of ways.

One it can be used to bring cheer to a friend who is downcast due to some serious unforeseen or unfortunate events.

Two it can be used to rouse an otherwise sad-sack from commiserating in his life’s problems. Much like number one but a little different due to the size of the problem i.e. losing a GF vs. losing a grandfather.

Three happy buns can be used as punishment. Like if your camping and friggen Karl eats all the Peanut Oreos like a fatass while everyone is out fishing and catching dinner or gathering firewood.

There are a few types of happy buns, punishment happy buns are pants down with bare buns rubbing against the perp from all sides meant to shame and humble. While the more cheery is with pants on meant to more to uplift the person in more or less of a hug from your butts. It’s hard to explain butt it works.

Just try it.
Hey, Brennan did you hear about Zacks brother? Doc says he has Syphilis again...apparently the outcome is not looking good this time. Zack may need some happy buns to cheer him up.

Damn dude Chavis has been moping for weeks about his breakup...he might need some Happy buns.

Friggen James brought a 6 pack to guys night and drank everyone's beers then had the audacity to take his 6 pack home with him. House rules always state that "The holder of the night of games shall retain all beers left at the end of the eve as payment for hosting the event". This Biotch needs the not so happy buns!
by Luke the Dystroyer August 14, 2021
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