DAVID

A guy who rans around a shopping mall yelling help..

.

Guy do u like david. No david

has autism

by Chunkmonkey69 February 3, 2025

davide

Davide è il ragazzo migliore che potessi mai conoscere. E' difficile descriverlo perchè è tante cose insieme. Davide è un grande amico, c'è nei momenti del bisogno e ti fa divertire sempre. E' un grande fidanzato anche, è dolce e protettivo e non ti lascerà mai andare se sei quella giusta. Capisce subito se qualcosa non va e farà il possibile per farti stare bene. A volte stronzo, ha avuto un passato difficile e per questo nasconde i suoi punti deboli ma se sei la persona, la sua persona, allora ti mostrerà anche i suoi segreti più profondi. Che ti ami non ci sarà dubbio ma non aspettarti di essere indispensabile per lui. Ci rimarrebbe male ma ormai abituato a chi se ne va, lo supererebbe presto. Ti darà tutto se stesso e tutto il suo amore, attent* a non farlo soffrire perfavore.

x:Ho conosciuto Davide
o:Non fartelo scappare uno come lui è prezioso

by i'madreamer November 22, 2021

David Myhre

A beverage that consists of 3 parts vodka 1 part kombucha

Much like an Arnold Palmer

"I was hangin with that hippie chick in her buss drinkin David Myhres and ended up running naked in the sand dunes"

"Yo, I ended up hangin with those granolas and gettin totally shit faced on David Myhres"

by AKbigkahuna July 6, 2018

David

A player that hurts girls, he is very tall and usually has brown hair. He is nice to his friends and family and that is about it. David thinks about usually only himself, doesn't take other peoples feelings into consideration. David can never keep a girlfriend for usually more than 1 week.

Damnnnn never date David! He'll be gone in a FLASH!

by B.Shoootsss April 27, 2019

david

big fat kid who has a bad haircut and loves sleeping with his mom justin timberlake is a show brand

david has a big forehead

by ireally100percentagree September 18, 2025

David

gooner

David is such a gooner

by lalagyatt January 15, 2025

David

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.

And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal

by 420Bridget October 8, 2021