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bum rusher

An asshole or someone too eager for anal

"can i copy ur homework?"

"No"

"you fuckin bum rusher"
"can i copy your homework"

"no fuck ye homework"

"you fuckin bum rusher"
by CalpolMeister November 18, 2014
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bellagio bum

A scraggly, hairly, disgruntled looked man usually wearing something like a mustard stained wife beater, cargo shorts, and flip flops. Hes got a massive bed head (and ego too) and speaks incoherently half the time, while the other half he just shit talks you. You'll find him slumped in a stool at the slot machines at the Bellagio or some other Vegas casino drinking a dos equis and smoking menthol 100s at 10 AM. He'll be there for hours, wasting away his money he earned from working as a janitor at a Mickey D's. He farts those loud, noxious, and deady clouds of poison that could clear a 300 sq ft. room, and walks like a zombie, shuffling through the hallways of the hotel, with glazed eyes gazing at everyone passing by him, as he walks back to his hotel room to get hammered and pass out, and wake up at 2 AM to go out and go back down the casino to waste even more of his money, until he checks out of the hotel, broke, disheartened, and left worse than when he came.
Yo dude I was walking out of my hotel room to go downstairs for a beer, and this fuckin' bellagio bum ass motherfucker comes shuffling down the hallway after me, and I got fuckin' creeped out and closed the elevator before he got in, and I could hear him shouting shit while in the elevator, like, wtf bro.
by Space Gnome November 22, 2014
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Bum Terrors

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I gots the bum terrors somethin' aweful!!

Did you get the bum terrors after that meal last night? I fucking hope you did! I didn't even want to eat in that shitbox restaurant!
by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013
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bum swipe

A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.

Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
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bum finger

The 11th finger that comes out of a girl's bum to enter a guy's bum while they are having sex.
The sex was pretty bland until her bum finger crept out.
by Sebastian Rofo December 7, 2013
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Rudie Bums

A term that a very well-to-do New Zealand gentleman says as he struts about Sydney, Australia trying to impress hot English females only to be told that "it's killed the mood".

The term 'Rudie Bum' implies that two people, generally of the opposite sex, get together and thrust hips with one another thus causing, what some would say, a pleasing feeling shared between two people.
"After we have finished this delicious scone darling, shall we have rudie bums"?

"Bert!! Can you smell that? I think the neighbours are having rudie bums"!

Mum: "Doug, have you seen trudy"?
Dad: "Yeah I think she's with Kevin having rudie bums"
by SomeDudeWithoutARangie December 17, 2013
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hilde the bum

A big bum that likes to eat peubs. In his spare time he enjoys giving rimjobs to his mom. Sometimes while he is in the bath, his grandma finger pops his butthole and makes him lick her tits. He tends to fornicate on his sister to wake her up for school. He is a bum.
"Oh god, don't be such a hilde"
"I did a hilde the bum to my mom last night"
by NickRzeznik December 19, 2013
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