Sam pilkington

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.

Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.

Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!

by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

Sam

Typically associated with having a horse penis.

Brittany: hey Livy did you see Sam’s penis?
Livy: Omg yes I did that shit was like 30 inches holyyy

by KeishaSJJ April 7, 2022

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 2, 2024

Sam

A very nice and caring girl that will help you with anything. She may be short but she has a good personality and will always be there for you. Some of them like to race cars and others don’t.

Guy # 1: “Woah. Did you see Sam racing? She is so good, she needs to teach me”
Guy # 2: “Yeah, tell her to teach me too”

by thicc berta May 8, 2020

Sam Lawson

Sam lawson is a prick, he leads on girls and chats shit behind there back about how they are slags then try’s to get back with them.

Did you see what sam lawson said about that girl but now he’s trying to get back with her.

by i have chlamydia March 23, 2020

Sam

Sam is a weird guy...

Bob: "Oh hey look, that's Sam!
Lemon: "Who is that? They have a weird vibe."

by Hdhdhebbxh November 26, 2021