Tom Macdonald

The worst rapper you will ever hear

Friend: “yo put on that new Tom MacDonald”
Me: “kill yourself

by D1 Swans Glazer September 8, 2024

Tom Tom

Tom Tom is a famous Japanese YouTuber and streamer who produces videos for Minecraft, Fortnite and Roblox. She is also known for she's duo Seitom with Mirai (Shudo Mirai).

She used to use a turtle skin in Minecraft until 2022, but is now known for her pink bear character.

Me : Tom Tom videos are always great!
You : I agree! i watching Seitom / Tom's Video always!

by 5150zzz September 12, 2024

Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

Tom Brady

When someone shoots you in the balls and then you start shitting

hooobpbpbpbppbpbpbppbpbpb tom brady heheeee this.db = true;

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 31, 2024

Tom Wilson

The Zellers or Eaton's brown plate special of names. The crowned King of boring names.

Hey kids! Let's go to Eatons! I heard they have the Tom Wilson brown plate special for $1.49 on Thursdays. Gosh, Dad! What's in it? Salisbury steak, powdered mash potatoes, brown gravy on a yellow plate and everything! Swell, Dad! Can i out salt and pepper on it? Sure can, son... Tom Wilson's for everyone!

by BSBoss November 21, 2024

Tom

A sophisticated person from Brit land who thinks both the left and the right are lunatics is better at bloodstrike than rage

Today I saw a Tom

by To. November 28, 2024

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024