Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011

Straight

Something that all parents want there kids to be

Kid:mom I'm gay

Mom:oh I'm glad you happy

Kid:no mom I like women not men

Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.

by Fuckkk133 April 29, 2020

straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020

straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015

Super straight

Super straight is a sexuality which includes people who are gay and have a piss kink.

A: Hey! What is your sexuality?
B: Oh I am super straight.
A: Great, I too have a piss kink!

by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021

Straight husband

Straight husband.

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy

by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018

Straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
Flag: imgur.com/vsCtqlV

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu

by Cringeologist March 9, 2021