Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights
by o T-Rev o October 22, 2011
Get the Logical Douchemug. A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's
by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009
Get the Douch Mongermug. 1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"
by Christine Cascio December 9, 2008
Get the douche-a-louchemug. by bob the red November 8, 2003
Get the douche bagmug. 
a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!
by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.
by Lizzislovee June 19, 2021
Get the Douche-Kanushmug.