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David

A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.
Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!
by furryxox April 29, 2024
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David

A guy that believes he is muscular. He walks wide with his arms so it looks like he is carrying a TV
Hey man! U see that guy?! He thinks he is hunk af.

Hell yeah what a pussy. He is such a david.
by wanker321 October 9, 2017
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David

The definition of a kanker mogool, wears nike tracksuits all the time and has neither eyebrows nor hair.
Die kanker clannie lijkt echt op een david.
That amazing person looks like a David to me.
by Afiiwodygbynsh November 29, 2021
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Davide

1. A sexy Italian boy
2. Really good with words. Shy, but has a provocative smile and sexy hands.
3. It's intelligent above the average, quiet and introspective, but is good in dirty games and can make a game like "Tetris" sound really sexy.
4- Single for mysterious reasons.
Girl: that's Davide! I wonder if he's single.
Girl 2: those dark eyes... he's so quiet and mysterious... Sexy.
by Saammsnoww April 26, 2021
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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
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David

David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.
Oh I heard David loves anal.
by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021
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David

The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.
"That homeless fuck did a David"
"Lindsay failed to do a David on Sylvia"
by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024
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