That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021
Get the festival crackmug. by harrylepotter August 22, 2019
Get the crack checkmug. To have sexual intercourse with someone, typically with the person you're talking about on the bottom
by Freakyrowan July 26, 2025
Get the Crackingmug. When something is really good
by Tiny407 July 22, 2019
Get the Crackmug. Noun: A form of cocaine that can be smoked. Induces euphoria and increased energy. Not at all good for the human body.
Adjective: Describes something (particularly food) that is so good that it is borderline addictive. May or may not be good for the human body (not to the same degree as literal crack.)
Adjective: Describes something (particularly food) that is so good that it is borderline addictive. May or may not be good for the human body (not to the same degree as literal crack.)
It is known that Tagalongs can be used to cure crack addition, because they're crack in of themselves.
by Glennicus February 17, 2020
Get the Crackmug. You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
Get the Crackmug. 