Retard

The person who is reading this

Jim: why are you looking at this page
Ben: because I am a retard

by Thotslayer69_xd October 7, 2019

Retard

A word which actually means “to be late again” If you dissect the word. (Re-tardy)

Yo my friend is always retard in my school.

by RockBroccoli101 January 27, 2019

Retard

Urban dictionary editors coz they ain’t wanted to publish my shid😡

Hey editors you’re retarded

Twin you’re a retard

by Cumbucketyeet January 29, 2019

retarded

way back in the day the word retarded was considered proper terminology when referring to people with mental disabilities nowadays the word retarded or retard is used as a hurtful slurs against people who have mental disabilities

john has autism he is sitting in the cafeteria at school with his friend susie while eating lunch together a mean bully comes walking up to their table and says to susie your friend is retarded to which susie replies how mean of you my friend is autistic he is not retarded

by Backstroke swimmer 24 November 7, 2022

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016

Retarded

An adjective that was originally just a synonym for slow. In the 20th century the word was used in the term mentally retarded, a broad term used to describe people with mental handicaps. Because of this, the word became strongly associated with mental disability. As time passed, people began using the word Retarded to describe people, places or things that they found dumb or unappealing. Later on, the use of the word became considered offensive or taboo by many people, because of it's association with mental disabilities.

1. The tempo of the music slows down at measure 80. Make sure that that section is retarded when you play it.

2. Gerald is mentally retarded, he needs extra help to acquire life skills.

3. You put a fork in the microwave? Are you retarded?

4. It's retarded that I have to pay sales taxes in Washington even though I am an Oregon Resident.

by garblebutt June 17, 2020