So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women
by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023
by Eh not important May 06, 2018
Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021
basty Jake he is the most athletic and strongest And CUTEST BOY on dixon road he is the leader of the notorious GANG called "BMG the most dangerous gang on the whole ontario"
by Ushhx November 22, 2021
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