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The Third Half

There are many definitions:
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.
1. Oh how the irony! I asked what's going to happen in the third half!
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........
by Weird but truth! April 2, 2017
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A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy is a boy that would never settle for you. Your best bet is to lower your expectations a few. Although you may think the love of your life only exists in your mind. Guess what... YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Madison: I just want a guy thats sweet. A guy thats tough. A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
Brooklyn: The kind of guy that'll get along with my friends w/o being attracted to any of them
Madison: A good boy!
Brooklyn: A bad boy!
Madison: A GOOD BAD BOY
Brooklyn and Madison: A HALF GOOD HALF BAD HALF BOY!!

Bo: You ladies needa settle down. A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy would never settle for YOU
by corey<333 May 13, 2022
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half-great-great-grandniece

My half-great-great-grandniece is a good person.
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Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
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Half-way Dox

You find a person's address and personal info through the internet, but instead of spreading it on the internet like you would a dox, you use it for your own personal agenda.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Gary got Half-way Doxxed??"
Person 2: "Yeah! I hear he'll be in the hospital for weeks..."
by genuinebruhmoment June 17, 2020
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Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.
Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
by Joools November 28, 2022
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half-first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's great-granchild.
My half-first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
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