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Douche Bag

by Mel-o September 15, 2009
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douche bag

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!
you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag
by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008
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Douche bombing

If a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. It is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it.
There are also variants of the term:

A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.

A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.
Douche bombing:

Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy Three: "Was that really needed?"
Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick"
Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing"

Douche Bomber:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber".

Douche Bomb:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".
by Staska June 14, 2009
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douche monggler

someone who monggles douches..
1.no man i will not chill with you, you are a douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.
by cheerios3 December 16, 2008
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douche nuggets

When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.
by tqmidget85 July 7, 2008
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douche quief

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy
Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.
by Booty Snatchin Pirates August 5, 2008
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J-douche

a sexually experienced, artistically adept motherfucker
Hey, there's J-Douche.
by CHayes August 12, 2008
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