DAVID HER

If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat

Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"

by FANCYMOUSE February 14, 2024

David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021

joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.

you're a total joshua david evans

by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018

David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023

David Miller

He is a music boy that is really smart

You got an award for music!? You must be a David Miller!

by IQ:1 September 12, 2022

David A Clarke

Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.

On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke

by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018

Davide

Davide is a looking big dude, beautiful and very smart. It is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player that you will ever see. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him.

ODEN NITORYU TOUGEN SHIRATAKI!!
wow Davide you're fantastic

by NateSawyer November 26, 2021