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David

A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
by Your moms crush November 21, 2021
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David

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.
Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.
by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021
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david stanford

Hay you met the music man David Stanford yet
No but I hear he was in home and away
by Ninja warrior 7950 April 3, 2017
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david cardus

Phil: I have a David cardus
by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017
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David McGay

He Is a very gay man, likes cock and ball tortue
by Victrap February 4, 2020
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David

david is so cool he litarly is like the best like he is so funny he has such cool eyes and he is so good at sports and whenever he tries doing something he is instantly good at it. He has the best smile and is so cool.
David Cool
by I love apple pay January 27, 2022
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