A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
by Your moms crush November 21, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.
by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021

by Ninja warrior 7950 April 3, 2017

by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

by Victrap February 4, 2020

david is so cool he litarly is like the best like he is so funny he has such cool eyes and he is so good at sports and whenever he tries doing something he is instantly good at it. He has the best smile and is so cool.
David Cool
by I love apple pay January 27, 2022
