Insta-Douche

a tall, lanky, austrailian douchebag.

You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.

Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!

by Jace Beleren February 11, 2011

de-douche

To "de-douche" is to become less of a douche.

"Steve is such a douche"

"yeah, we should try to help him de-douche"

by Itrees August 30, 2009

douche bag

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

by bob the red November 09, 2003

Douche Bag

Kanye West

Kanye West is THE Douche Bag of douche bags.

by Mel-o September 14, 2009

douche bag

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008

J-douche

a sexually experienced, artistically adept motherfucker

Hey, there's J-Douche.

by CHayes July 17, 2008

douche quivers

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.

I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.

by The District August 09, 2007