a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!
by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. by Itrees August 30, 2009
Get the de-douchemug. An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.
by Lizzislovee June 19, 2021
Get the Douche-Kanushmug. A person who clones screen names of other chatters to harass,stalk or humiliate other chatters so that person gets
his own personal gratification to justify his own sad life.
his own personal gratification to justify his own sad life.
Danieldkluc:wow i see my clone stalker is back in the room again
Gillys777x:yeah he is such a chat douche for doing that to people
Gillys777x:yeah he is such a chat douche for doing that to people
by danieldkluc July 3, 2011
Get the chat douchemug. A "Douche Picture" is where someone or someones are doing something douch bag like in a photograph of any sort of way or form. It can also be used to refere to a person taking the picture.
1.Tom takes a picture of his brother Jim, Jim sticks up the middle finger. Jim's action makes the picture a Douche Picture.
2.Tom takes the photo with shaky hands and therefore makes it a "Douche Photo".
2.Tom takes the photo with shaky hands and therefore makes it a "Douche Photo".
by Jeffreytheasian August 6, 2010
Get the douche picturemug. If a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. It is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it.
There are also variants of the term:
A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.
A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.
There are also variants of the term:
A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.
A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.
Douche bombing:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy Three: "Was that really needed?"
Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick"
Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing"
Douche Bomber:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber".
Douche Bomb:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy Three: "Was that really needed?"
Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick"
Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing"
Douche Bomber:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber".
Douche Bomb:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".
by Staska June 14, 2009
Get the Douche bombingmug. 1.no man i will not chill with you, you are a douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.
by cheerios3 December 16, 2008
Get the douche mongglermug.