Sam brault

Julianne boyfriend he friendzoned alice like a boy from da hood

I friendzoned alice I made a Sam brault of me

by Jooging charles February 14, 2017

Sam

worst twitch stream ever

sam pulls 0

by zerksyyyyy February 20, 2022

Mr Sam

our saint and hero. so hot and tall

Girl 1: whos that guy?
Girl 2: oh him? hes mr sam
Girl 1: wow mr sam is so hot and tall

by Gluck Gluck twisty twisty October 25, 2023

Sam

Sam is a very welcoming person. A person into a trilogy named bttf (back to the future) perhaps. She also loves Albert Einstein, and lots of more "smarty pants" in the world of Science. She would usually love to see her friend in video calls.
She loves Micheal J. Fox's series and movies!

Girl: It's Sam, the smarty pants!
Sam: Did you know that Mart-

by Universality September 28, 2020

Sam

Sam is one of the most wonderful person I have ever met. They will always make you laugh no matter how sad you are. They care about you more than you know, even though some people may think they are an asshole, they are the sweetest person to ever meet. They would save you from an alligator as long as it didn't try to eat them. They are perfect in every way possible. Best people!!!!

i wish my loml was Sam

by Osamu December 31, 2020

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

Sam

Sam Is the most Gayest Ass Dude you will ever see. Every time you be-Friend One he will then Talk about Femboys and how “kawaii” they are with there Little skirts

Daniel: “I made a new friend, his name is Sam”
Muhammad: Ew sam He must be gay, block him

by Salty_Slayer November 29, 2021