Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
Get the Texas tea kettlemug. by Pokasome June 5, 2020
Get the Tea at homemug. ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...mug. by KetchupCake April 26, 2017
Get the british tea cupmug. Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. Person A: Arizona Tea sucks bro why would you drink that?
Person B: *starts beating him to the ground*
Person B: *starts beating him to the ground*
by RandomLozer August 26, 2022
Get the Arizona Teamug. Shelby was enjoying the time with her male friends but heard the subtle sound of a Lipton Tea Party and started laughing.
by Mr. Whigskers March 28, 2011
Get the Lipton Tea Partymug.