an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname, "Mr. Oreo."
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All he does is objectify women
Most people call him an oxygen thief
All he does is objectify women
Most people call him an oxygen thief
"Hey Carrie Sam texted me last night"
"Omg he did not Sarah he texted me last night"
"No girls he texted me"
What did he say to you
In unison "I have nice tits can we get exchange nudes"
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"Omg he did not Sarah he texted me last night"
"No girls he texted me"
What did he say to you
In unison "I have nice tits can we get exchange nudes"
OMFGGGGGGGGGG HE DID NOT ALL THREE OF US WHAT A FUCK BOY
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