Night Stick

Similar to Morning Wood, a boner that you have in the middle of the night when you wake up. Can be used to slap your partner while they are sleeping.

I had to pee last night. Woke up with a night stick and slapped by wife’s ass with it.

by I better go wipe January 30, 2018

Night Smear

The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.

victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!

by Platezz January 24, 2018

The other night

Any night between 1AD and 2025AD.

So, the other night I was...

by Thefunnyusernamehaver March 13, 2025

Darkest blackest night on the riverbed

Fancy stuckup way to say coca-cola or pepsi

“Order me an Arnold Palmer.”
“Bet ima get a darkest blackest night on the riverbed”

by PapaTortilla April 24, 2024

Bad Night

Bad Night DEFINITION - What all the cool kids say nowadays no kizzy. Instead of saying goodmorning or goodnight you would say "bad night". This also means you have a cock and a pussy.

Bad night cro sleep well.

by Only Spit Facts June 1, 2021

sunday night

the lonely/ tiresome feeling one gets as they come to realise that the never ending cycle of the week is gonna happen again

🧠: yo what's wrong?

❤️: got the sunday night feeling

by ohno37564 September 25, 2022

Thursday night steak

When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.

Dude:“Yo Tyler how was that Thursday night steak last night”
Tyler: “Great! I’m still hard”

by Fhsbdndhdbdndj December 11, 2018