a cool bird that wears aviators & smokes marlboro blacks. when you’re in need of nicotine, just call the fucking bird & he will bring you nicotine
by mister.brooks February 08, 2022
When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus
by ElGringoMandingo January 04, 2021
When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.
by ElGringoMandingo January 04, 2021
“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”
by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023
Friend A: Where the heck is my nephew's dog? You know where he is?
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.
by welcometowhat December 16, 2019
when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that
bird + horny = bird sex
bird + horny = bird sex
i have a horny bird it keeps having sex
by poopoo<3 August 02, 2021
A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
by QuacksO August 23, 2018