Urban Dictionary

A place to go when you want to laugh at stuff you don't like because people write ben stuff about EVERYTHING here. Also useful if you want to look up sex terms. That's about it. Everything else here is mostly people's opinions, not definitions, so don't take anything seriously. Most people here depend on labels and popular culture to write their definitions and think that their cool when they're probably just no-life's with nothing better to do. And the scary thing is that you can't recognize them, because, contrary to what they say, not all retards TiPE LeiK dIs!!11!! And no, they're not all 12 year olds. (in fact, I know a lot of 12 year olds who are smarter than the people I find here)

educated person: I don't think there's a good example of <insert word> on Urban dictionary. <writes a good, non-baised description>
stupid no-life: Being racist is soooo cool. so I'm gonna define <insert race> on urban dictionary! <write a horrible, mocking, steryotype-based description>

by AndIActuallyHaveALife December 6, 2010

Urban Dick

A Dirty Gigilo or a male- prositute in a City

" Lucy have you heard , your husband is an Urban Dick"

by JOE565 November 23, 2006

urban dictionary

dictionary used by people who have nothing better to do than google their own name

i have no life, so i read urban dictionary

by bexthegreat August 8, 2007

urban entrepreneur

1. SLANG: Elegant way of saying someone is a street hustler; someone who makes money selling illegal merchandise (or legal merchandise illegally) on the street or in an urban/ghetto area out of his residence or an illegal place of business (ex. warehouse, back of a grocery store, etc.).

2. PROPER: One who owns a business that caters to the city life, or owns a business located in a city. The term entrepreneur is more correctly reserved for one "seen as a business leader and innovator of new ideas or business processes."

1. Does John have a job, how does he pay for school?
Well he likes to think of himself as an urban entrepreneur, but he just sells weed to kids in the ghetto.

1. SLANG examples: one who: deals drugs, sells stolen electronics off the back of a truck, sells bootleg DVDs, selling items to people stuck in traffic, etc.

2. PROPER examples: street vendors in NYC, owner of a bike courier company, dog walker

by Ali from Teaneck January 14, 2008

Urban Dictionary

It is the dictionary with all the fucked up definitions for every word that you can imagine

Dude, the Urban Dictionary has a definition for your name, and it says your gay!

by cocococococococococo March 6, 2007

Urban Dictionary

A place that was designed to define slang and other terminology, but is now used a forum to voice political convictions and add definitions to words that should be on Wikipedia

Still a great Site. Urban Dictionary

by Boooody September 4, 2006

urban ninja

modernized ninjas.

holden is a motherfucking urban ninja yo

by holden March 6, 2004