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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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junior university

A university that a parent founded to memorialize their dead child. Leland Stanford Junior University in Stanford, California is this.

Unlike "junior college" or community college, the "junior" title does not infer the level of instruction at an institute.
Normally the term "junior college" refers to the level of instruction of what is basically community college. These are typically two or three-year "diploma" or "associate degree" programmes for tradespeople, technicians, technologists, nursing assistants or others in various roles who assist university-educated professionals or do useful work.

A "junior university" on the other hand, is just an ordinary university that some parent named after their kid.
by bitchuck October 22, 2025
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Korea University

The superior half of the Korea-Yonsei rivalry (aka the only university that matters)
"Bro, why is everyone at Korea University so competitive?"
"Because we actually win. This isn’t Yonsei." 😆
by blue mushroom cat March 25, 2025
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University of Chicago Labschool

The worst place to be if your looking to get sleep or anything like that. All of the people there have bags under their eyes.
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)
Billy bobby fornire: "I love 80s music, speak German, and I read Dostoevsky for fun."

King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."
by fornire March 8, 2025
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Dear Universe

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic friendly way to express "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".
Dear Universe, wtf is happening!?

Dear Universe! HELP ME!

Oh my Dear Universe, this is not good.
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
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Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.
Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)
by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011
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birdball university

Place where birds go to ball up.
"Yo let's go to birdball university and cross up some blue jays" said the bird to his friend.
by A$APwayne6 March 9, 2017
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