Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

half-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's granchild.

My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

too clever by half

annoyingly proud of one's intelligence or skill and in danger of overreaching oneself.

"he always was too clever by half"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

half time watch

When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.

"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"

by aru007_avi March 30, 2016

half-stepcousin

1- Half-steppibling's child.
2- Half-pibling's stepchild.

half-stepcousin.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

thatrandomperson and teegan

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

Half-Life

the coolest game ever made by valve and it was there first game and it was awsum and cool

u shud play Half-Life it is best gamd ever

by lord jimbob the great August 1, 2025