Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.

“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”

by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022

Jake

A dumb child who is a waste of space on this planet

Jake is a retard

by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019

Jake

A complete idiot. Pulls so many shit pranks and always gets in trouble 😂

Omg he is such a jake ugh 😑

by Handyman my 1234567890 April 20, 2018

Jake

To snatch or take something forcefully.

Did you just jake that paper from me.
Don’t be jaking my papers.

Don’t make me jake you up!

by NurseKlassy December 19, 2021

Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.

*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv

by AwwwwYeaaaahhMixxThattLeaaan May 7, 2019

Jake

A hot guy

Dam jake is like super hot

by Tacormylife December 27, 2021

Jake

That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.

Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake

by Hecz7 April 27, 2023