Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”

by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”

by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

half-co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's half-cousin's spouse.

half-co-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

half-first-cousin

1- Half-pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and one grandparent.

Half-first-cousin.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half-first great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent’s half-first cousin.

My half-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019