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jonathan P.

A guy who is very short , sometimes Is a head ass, and who has a very short temper.
"Hey do you know Jonathan P.?"
"Yeah dude, he's such a head ass "
by Headassqueen January 25, 2017
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Pushing P

The widely known and positive saying made by Youn Truly Humble Under God meaning "pushing positivity"
"i just saved someones life, i'm pushing p"
by truly humble under god12345678 December 15, 2023
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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!qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/_["+]

Something that is searched when a person is at the peak of boredom but somehow goes higher. Achieved by going from up to down on the keyboard and alternating the shift key at the same time.
You: I already typed qwertyuiop and 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=, what else is there?
Your friend: Have you tried !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/_"+.
You: I could try that!
by (insert_name) August 18, 2024
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W. A. -W. A. P.

Wet Ass-West African Pussy:

Power designated and targeted for the honeys of West Africa.
W. A. -W. A. P.: "W. A . -W. A . P. is the purest form of African Jungle Pussy juice. It's one-hunnit-percent poontang octane!"
by Pornsapp Ringitt July 24, 2022
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Pushin P

The act of sucking cock and ejaculating all over an Indians hairy arm pits, while clogging the toilet. After completion, the dick and balls are sliced off and burned with their ashes being poured all over a girls tits.
Hey babe, lets get to Pushin P!🅿️
by CockBlockOklock January 23, 2022
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