National Self-Love

July 11th

Did you hear? Today is National Self-Love day! Treat yourself to peace and no drama!

by aria<3. June 22, 2021

Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.

I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.

by TKola July 28, 2021

Eric Self

Fattest thing on this earth, Biggest virgin on the planet

Wow, that guys is defiantly an Eric Self

by Minton Man mukluks July 28, 2021

Schrödinger Self-Worth

When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.

My low self esteem makes me have Schrödinger self-worth!

by Inevshsjsjshx November 2, 2021

DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING

People who carry on conversations with themselves as don't be fooled it is not crazy as it is the most FUCKING MANIPULATIVE MIND FUCK ASSHOLE.

You best ignore them as dissolve their presence.

Just observe these people overtime as for the most of their time they don't do this and you find out their DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING is nothing more as a very manipulative tactic to throw off your thinking as to think their schizoid but it is simply not the case ANAL ALAN is you are just THINKING OUT LOUD .

If you catch any words of these DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING people they will be TOXIC to your thoughts.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 6, 2021

Deon Seldon

a nice person who will give u a fade real quick

Deon seldon is a really sweet guy that will give u a fade

by Exotic unknown September 24, 2021

Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer)

a big, large, nasty, gigantic creature closely related to the Cthulu family feats include: whipping out the dinosaurs with one lick, eating planes of existence, and being the largest thing known to creation.

Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer) just ate the outerversal plane of existence and he's back for earth run!!!!!

by anonymous October 16, 2021