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Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.
by Corncakes December 25, 2024
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flame over brain

when you passionately crush on someone at times when they're ugly because you know you love that person unconditionally. in this case, your heart beats your mind.
When I first saw that picture of her, her ugliness scared the hell outta me, but minutes later, I found myself crushing hard on it 'cause I realize I still like her a lot. I guess I got my flame over brain!!
by Dreamerbae01 January 16, 2016
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Bend Over Mall

Folks selling goods (e.g. - jewelry) off of blankets on the ground. Usually at tourist sites.
I bought a turquoise necklace at the bend over mall at the Grand Canyon.
by donwinfred January 19, 2011
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Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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over squirt

Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
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over the pants squeezaroo

When a male gets his genital area squeezed from over the pants.
Last night Sally gave me an over the pants squeezaroo
by Countrydoggystyle42 February 1, 2016
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