2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024

half-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's spouse.

My half-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-aunt

Parent's half-sister.

Half-aunt.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

by Jdog79 December 26, 2023

Half Dab

A Half Dab is when you place your Mouth and Nose into your Shoulder region without extending your opposite arm to its full extent.

When you go to Cough or Sneeze into your Shoulder area you do a Half Dab.

by LakeMac September 17, 2020

cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme.

An outright lie or exaggeration.

You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half.

Cap and a half!

by blushinginblue December 21, 2023

half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

by Epson390 July 4, 2021