by MeNoLike Sweepy time January 12, 2021
Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 03, 2023
Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
by badussy2.0 February 03, 2022
The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.
by 423042 October 07, 2021
A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.
"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."
by every definition in the world November 08, 2022
Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho
Love you Michael
Love you Michael
by Alex the goblin May 23, 2021
Attractive and young, these species keep to themselves when they can. Make sure not to get into an argument with one of these, they are VERY good with their words.
It's a Michael!
by TheSuperManuwof May 10, 2023