Long Island Taco

First, you take a dump in between a chicks boobs while she's laying down. Second, squirt jizz on top. Third, push her boobs together creating the taco shell.

I brought this crazy skank back to the crib and gave her the Long Island Taco last night.

by CrazyBiznitchLIRepresent January 12, 2010

Beef Taco

The act of taking a shit in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the ass crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman

Person A: Hey what did you do last night?
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory

by Doogrim March 1, 2009

new jersey taco

To barf into a woman's puss while eating her out.

As I was munching on Shirley's vag, I grew nauseous. I barfed, thereby creating a New Jersey Taco.

by Justin Bacon November 13, 2006

Mongolian Taco Punch

A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.

That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night

by planmandan January 27, 2009

Taco Bell dog

A furry little animal this met it's death by a low rider

Adam Sandler's Song was right,he killed the taco bell dog.

by Marh May 13, 2005

Taco Tie Up

When a woman puts a soft shell taco around a mans dick and then he fucks her and she proceeds to eat it directly off his dick after.

I heard John and Sarah did a taco tie up last night, they are fucking disgusting.

by BIGHAIRYLARY November 24, 2019

taco bell stoner

When you get really high and go eat at taco bell you become a taco bell stoner.

Get out of this reseraunt you fucking taco bell stoner

by skylercampbell12 November 12, 2015