Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

Dick riding

Dick Riding is when someone often to gain favor or attention from another person. It implies that the person is figuratively "riding" the metaphorical "dick" (a vulgar term for male genitalia) of the person they are supporting, indicating a lack of independence or genuine belief in what they are saying or doing.

this nigga Dick riding his hater

by Nthics April 29, 2024

Regional Vape Ride

Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.

Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?

by midweest January 23, 2022

Meat Riding

nightwolf9509 Aka ShortGuy agrees with anything at all even remotely close

oh i see and i agree and am meat riding

by god of catinos April 11, 2025

Breezy ride

A term amongst motorcycle riders. While riding with a passenger, stop, strip to nude, and continue the ride

Jim was almost arrested the other night when he was pulled over during a breezy ride with Michelle.

by Nasty 210 June 3, 2022

Ride the lightning

Taking cocaine at the third plateau of dextromethorphan (DXM)

He's mixing mixing dxm and coke? He's really gonna ride the lightning.

by Swagmoder May 27, 2022

sancho's ride

A term that describes a loose woman who wastes no time moving a new man in on her kids after a divorce or break-up is known as "SANCHO'S RIDE"

Otis Sudeikis hates not seeing Jason every day, but is absolutely disgusted with the fact Olivia Wilde is now "SANCHO'S RIDE"

by ttjj18 March 12, 2022