flattered but I'm taken 

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.

"Wow I'm flattered but I'm taken."

flattered but I'm taken by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016

Diarrhea Takeout 

The most vicious diarrhea caused by Chinese takeout food. Symptoms that show Diarrhea Takeout include eating takeout, burning of the anus, yellowish colored puss and blood seeping from the anal cavity, and itching of the rectum. If you are one of the 30 that manage to make it to the toilet in time, you will be able to compare the experience to anal childbirth and wiping your ass with sandpaper. Side affects may include nausea, loss of appetite, inability to sit properly, and blackouts due to loss of body mass, involuntary fainting, and dehydration.

Why is Joe in the hospital is he okay?
He had Diarrhea Takeout, the doctors said he should make it.

Diarrhea Takeout by ThisHurts October 16, 2011

Taken

The word “taken” comes from Cork,Ireland and is a slang for getting in trouble with a teacher/principal etc

Oh that feen is getting taken

Taken by LegendaryMagic March 8, 2018

takecarehaveagoodone 

Said by only modern day Gods. They are so good at what they do that people avoid challenging them at anything or challenging them and quitting in the middle of the challenge.

takecarehaveagoodone

takecarehaveagoodone by nopenopenah October 19, 2008

Takeaway Wife 

An old single male (normally rich) who goes to Asia solely to pick up a young hot Asian girl to bring back to his country to marry and have kids with. (kids usually retarded due to the age of male partner) This makes the girl a takeaway wife.

*Sees man holding hands with young Asian
Gary: I see Steve has got a takeaway wife

Takeaway Wife by YeahYeahYeea September 7, 2016

takes care of her shit 

Someone who arranges for their own sexual gratification in a subtle way.

She may be big, but she takes care of her shit.

She's not quite a hoe, she just takes care of her shit.

takes care of her shit by H Co January 22, 2008

bad test taker 

someone who is stupid but uses the excuse that they are just bad test takers to give the illusion that they are smart

Sarah is a bad test taker because she's a dumb bitch

bad test taker by iwonamathdebate April 27, 2011