October 22

Say "yeet" in your bestfriends ear until they hate you XD

*October 22*
Me: *Yells YEET in my friends ear*

Him/Her: What the heck man I hate you.

by Vscokillers219 October 21, 2019

October 22

Throw your shortest friend day.

Bro it’s October 22, let’s go
throw our shortest friend

by Pusssssssssy eater696969696969 October 22, 2019

October 22

October 22 is national ear eating day.

Kid 1: It is October 22 today!
Kid 2: That means it is ear eating day! Let us chop up some ears!

by Adolf Shitler reltihS flodA October 22, 2019

October 24th

on October 24th is it international blowjob and handjob day

Yo girl it's October 24th :girl: here we go again

by HVEDEMEL October 22, 2019

October 23

October 23 is national funky chicken day. You can do a funky chicken dance without people making fun of you. Making fun of funky chicken dancing on funky chicken day is illegal and can result in a life sentence to jail.

“Bro, that dudes dancing so weirdly, it’s like he’s funky chicken dancing”

*funky chicken dancer hears*

Police: “I’m afraid that’s a life sentence my dude”

*funky chicken dancer just keeps dancing*

October 23 is the day my dudes

by BohemianRapCity October 22, 2019

October 25

Today is the national ask your best friend out day, no matter their sex or gender, you have to take out your best friend for a date, doesn’t mean you have to start dating. Your best friend deserves some respect and to be treated to a nice mean for dealing with all your BS over the past years.

Me: hey! You know what today is?
Bf: yeah. October 25 th?
Me: :/ ........It’s national ask your best friend out day, do you wanna go out?
Bff: yes ofc dummy! You owe me after all

by Erika ling October 22, 2019

October 25

Kick a Gavin day

On October 25 you have to Kick a Gavin day

:
Me: oh look it’s Gavin
Friend: time to kick him
Beau: destroys him

by Beausshlong October 22, 2019