Long Island Taco

First, you take a dump in between a chicks boobs while she's laying down. Second, squirt jizz on top. Third, push her boobs together creating the taco shell.

I brought this crazy skank back to the crib and gave her the Long Island Taco last night.

by CrazyBiznitchLIRepresent January 12, 2010

Beef Taco

The act of taking a shit in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the ass crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman

Person A: Hey what did you do last night?
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory

by Doogrim March 1, 2009

new jersey taco

To barf into a woman's puss while eating her out.

As I was munching on Shirley's vag, I grew nauseous. I barfed, thereby creating a New Jersey Taco.

by Justin Bacon November 13, 2006

Mongolian Taco Punch

A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.

That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night

by planmandan January 27, 2009

Taco Bell dog

A furry little animal this met it's death by a low rider

Adam Sandler's Song was right,he killed the taco bell dog.

by Marh May 13, 2005

double stuffed taco

the act of inserting two mexican penises into a white woman's vagina.

1.) Juan and Pedro gave Brittany a double stuffed taco!
2.) DOUBLE STUFF MY TACO, JUAN AND PEDRO.

by juanandpedro September 10, 2010

taco bell stoner

When you get really high and go eat at taco bell you become a taco bell stoner.

Get out of this reseraunt you fucking taco bell stoner

by skylercampbell12 November 12, 2015