pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Making lemonade out of lemons

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire

When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.

Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.

by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018

Japanese Fire-bush Crab Sandwich

The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled bush.

Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.

Chuck Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich like she was Ghandi.

by JBB3 December 5, 2009

Chinese fire drill

To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion

He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

Triple Fire 🔥🔥🔥

what a pervert calls bare legs.

Damn those are triple fire 🔥🔥🔥

by Goferboys December 4, 2019

put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

Term used to describe a person with excessive acne on their face or other extremities.

Oh man! Her face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

by Cheesester October 24, 2008

Fire Fighters Coffee Mug

This is when you shave off your own as well as your sexual partners pubic hair and then proceed to shave off one of your partners eyebrows. Next, you jizz where the shaved eyebrow once was. And finally, you take those shaved off pubes and sprinkle them onto the same spot you just came. The goal is to make it look like the eyebrow was never shaved off

Person 1: Yo I just mugged this bitch last night
Person 2: Really you mugged her? Like robbed her?!
Person 1: No way man! I fire fighters coffee mugged her!

Person 2: Oh sweet! :D

by jerry harrus October 31, 2013