why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022
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by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022
Get the i already have a water bottle mug.what a little bitch says when they have shit/human waste. When the girl was trying to make you laugh and you had to POopOo and you laugh so hard you shit your pants
by QWASZXEDCRTFGVBYHNUIJKMOLP January 10, 2026
Get the I HAVE DIARRHEA mug.Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.
Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.
by QuacksO January 21, 2026
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