call-grabbing

The process of accepting as many logged problems as possible in a given accounting period in order to make your colleagues look like ass monglers

The Dudley crew are always call-grabbing.

by Eggbert Observer February 25, 2003

Stalker booty call

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

by TheBelgian September 3, 2012

99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 2, 2024

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.

Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."

by Braotis July 23, 2016

pussy call

When no one in the call wants to do anything and just wants to be AFK.

John: "So what do you guys wanna do?"
Sam: "Nothing tbh"
John: "Oh so this is a pussy call."

by lolduskblade July 5, 2022

call the boss

Euphemism for Masturbation. What the cable installer is really doing when he says he has to go back to his truck to call his boss.

Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."

I had a rough day today. I'm going t go home, open a beer, and call the boss.

by McDeac March 5, 2015