Chocolate Rape Cookie

The result of mixing delicious chocolate chip cookies and date-rape drugs.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard Kristen's gonna be at that party.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?

Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.

by as8906 March 30, 2009

chocolate biscotti and bacon

1.a chocolate flavored italian cookie followed by a slice of fried pork
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.

1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.

by Amberley February 12, 2006

Cherry Chocolate Rain

The action of removing one's penis from a woman in the middle of doggie-style anal sex where there is evident rectal bleeding and flicking it in a way so that her waste falls in specs on her back.

"Yo, I was hanging out with my bitch last night and had her ripped wide open then I heard thunder outside so I thought it appropriate to give her some cherry chocolate rain."

by D_Jap March 24, 2008

Columbian white chocolate

A less obvious term for cocaine.

Oi, Chapo, pass me some columbian white chocolate, will you?

by CoffeeWith83ShotsOfEspresso January 20, 2022

Chocolate Dessert Dance

The dance performed after two childish teenagers finish their chocolaty pudding, involving the wibbling of the arms in a side-to-side motion and overly-enthusiastic facial expressions.

Mother left the room. The second she was gone, Tom and Agatha were performing the Chocolate Dessert Dance until their asses fell off!

by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009

rich chocolate milk

It's like a rich white girl... but black.

Damn dude, you after that rich chocolate milk?

by Pepper Bot November 26, 2016

Hot Chocolate Friend

a hot chocolate friendship. good for cold months, but maybe not perfect for all seasons.

-you need friends. even hot chocolate friends. especially when your life goes to shit.

"She/he was my hot chocolate friend. When it was cold it was comforting. When it was warm they were just not there anymore."

by lilpoof April 23, 2017