Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Bird Snap

To walk up to a pin bitch and wack their cock with a grinder

If you are pin nash will give you a bird snap

by Scarredforlife65 April 03, 2016

Bird Pool

The ejaculation of semen into one owns belly button in the scenario of no hankys

Coronation Street was on and I hand no hankys, so I just Bird Pool it

by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016

Bird Feeder ( Adept )

When a man ejaculates inside a ( Womans or Mans ) ass then ( He or She ) gets into a squatting position while the other person catches the seman in ( His or Her ) hand then the other one lickes it off ( His or Her ) hand.

Damn bro I was at this party and this girl told me she wanted to do the Bird Feeder ( Adept ) it was a wild night.

by Bass Boosted March 01, 2024

Australian bird

A euphemism for dildo.

Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross

by shirleyjjjjjjjj January 18, 2013

cold bird

Flipping the bird to someone after your mate just did something stone cold morally

Friend A: Where the heck is my nephew's dog? You know where he is?
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.

by welcometowhat December 16, 2019

horny bird

when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that

bird + horny = bird sex

i have a horny bird it keeps having sex

by poopoo<3 August 02, 2021