Sam Howell

Absolute dogshit qb for the Washington “commanders” won’t be good until he is traded.

Sam Howell, the Redskins QB, currently leads the league in dogshit passes.

by Xxfuuuuu December 3, 2023

Sam

A strong man who can carry tables for other girls and tells their whole life story to a video call.

Look at that guy his a sam

by bvhvhbvjhvghv November 30, 2020

Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am

Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking

by glibisgood March 5, 2023

Sam

the man who fucked an alley cat and watches ankha zone at 12am

"Man that guys such a sam..."
"sams are secretly a furry."

by UR MOM GAE AND UR DAD LESBEIN. February 21, 2023

Sam’s Theory

3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k

“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”

“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”

by boxes507 November 7, 2025

Sam

Sam is the guy that everyone wants. He’s handsome and is loving. He’s the guy you want for forever and always. The one you’ll love more then any bad days ahead. His eyes are a deep brown that you’d forever get lost in. He’s the guy that you say you love more but he says it’s a tie. He is perfect in every way and you want him to hold you and never let go. His arms are safe. He is your home.

“You should get yourself a Sam.”

by anonymous0106 November 25, 2021

Sam

The biggest Fortnite sweat of all time. He loves bolls and would do anythimg for a boll.

Sam sweats up to 7-12 hours a day.

by bollegutt December 17, 2018