half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2010
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Half man

Half man is a leech someone who is extremely Cheap! He is half man but in really he is no man at all he will suck you dry and will constantly ask for half rent, bills and on top of that wants you to be wife material. You need to RUN!
Look there goes Chuy the half man sister you better run
by Walkslowslow September 23, 2021
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half frenched

when its a half of a french kiss/not enough time to do a full one
I half frenched my gf today
by things i have experienced March 16, 2022
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1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 31, 2020
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Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
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Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 03, 2025
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half-great-grandpibling

My half-great-grandpibling is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
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